What will our final departure from Afghanistan be like, I wonder? NATO's soldiers (ours included) humiliatingly withdrawing under fire like happened when we left Aden? Our bases & equipment looted by terrorist scavengers as happened to our abandoned bases in Ambar province, Iraq, or to the US forces' base at Mogadishu airport, Somalia? Will some of our heavy equipment transported back via Pakistan be looted &/or burnt as has happened to NATO fuel supplies en route through there to Afghanistan? Or if it travels on trains back via Russia will it be charged inordinate passage fees, with everything of interest being analysed for future reference or copying by Russian spooks? Probably all of these, in fact!
We will pack everything up and fly it home in our fleet of A400Ms. Honest.
Either that or become jolly generous to the Afghan National Army. Got to get rid of the Mastiffs somehow (but strip them first of electronic toys and fancy armour) to stop the Army Top Brass from looking stupid in still wanting their cold war fighting vehicles.