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 Post subject: Find your inner ape
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:04 pm 
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One suspects that they did not have to try very hard. But they are most definitely taking the mick.

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 Post subject: Re: Find your inner ape
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:38 pm 
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Find your inner ape

.....doubtless to match it to the outer one in striving for simian symmetry...sounds like monkey business if you ask me.

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 Post subject: Re: Find your inner ape
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:01 pm 

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Hanging from trees at £750 a go. How about hanging from lamposts for free?


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 Post subject: Re: Find your inner ape
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:02 pm 

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Hanging from trees at £750 a go. How about hanging from lamposts for free?

I think that was for 10 of them, so £75 a pop.
Still their budget for this kind of nonsense is ridiculous.

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 Post subject: Re: Find your inner ape
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:49 pm 

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They are taking too much money off the local electorate if they can afford to spend it on things such as this.


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 Post subject: Re: Find your inner ape
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:51 pm 

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taxpayer-funded high-wire activity course


I thought you meant this high wire activity (scroll down).


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 Post subject: Re: Find your inner ape
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:52 pm 

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One of the comments in the Wail says they're closing public toilets there because they can't afford to maintain them.

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 Post subject: Re: Find your inner ape
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:35 pm 

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I am surprised they could find ten admin' staff, they're all so busy on facebook, porn sites or pulling a sickie.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:00 pm 

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I am surprised they could find ten admin' staff, they're all so busy on facebook, porn sites or pulling a sickie.


LOL


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 Post subject: Re: Find your inner ape
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:33 pm 
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The philosophy of this course, and many others like it, is based on a book that costs £13 from Amazon.


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 Post subject: Re: Find your inner ape
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:58 pm 

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I've long harboured the wish (fantasy) to inaugurate a national civic award for local government - a prize for unutterably crass stupidity.

The plan was a banana mounted on a plinth, to be presented in a ceremony at council reception with as much media hulabaloo as could be mustered.

Damn them ...


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 Post subject: Re: Find your inner ape
PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:32 am 

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Did the course teach its students how to throw their own fecal matter too? It would make a change from the slurry of local government bullshit that is disguised as meaningful operating procedure.


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