This is the MSM's idea of a newsworthy item, carried by The Guardian, most of the national press and the BBC. The Daily Failygraph, normally so stingy when it comes to external links, this time offers an active link to the website.

And they wonder why this is a failing industry?

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Oh chill out man, don't be such a square, I mean yer know, iss jessa bitta fun, makes polytics a bit more intrestin'.

I have a more interesting way of making politics more interesting ... it involves knitting ...

Sexiest MP? There ALL sexy —VERY sexy.

Or would be, if I had my way.

Snipped ... Thank you John

Sorry, I havent been able to think of the words "sexy" and "politician" in the same sentence since Edwina Currie and John Major in his blue underpants,reinforced by the later image of a rutting John Prescott squishing his aide

Whoops! Sorry about that cock-up in the appendix, so to speak. Silly me. I forgot the spellchecker. It's all right now. I've f.......ixed it.

The meter's still off though, but never mind — a minor blemish in a great work of art never hurt anyone.