In anticipation of the Barnsley by-election, after the seat was suddenly vacated by the latest in a long line of crook, Euroslime Dave has asked Darren Gough, the former England cricketer, to stand for the Conservatives. Apparently, Euroslime made a personal telephone call to Gough, who quite sensibly thought it was a prank and hung up. A hapless Tory MP had to call Gough back and tell him it was the real thing. View full article here
What sort of idiocy possessed the fool, thinking that Darren Gough would be a good choice as an MP, even if he had managed to take the seat? Clearly Gough has a clearer idea of what is needed to make a good MP, viz
a compliant, mindless, unprincipled toady, and knows it ain't him, babe. He's too intelligent and sensible.